| Outline |
| 1 Is your real name Jonus Filambson? |
| 2 How can I get in touch with you? |
| 3 What quotes are you famous for? |
| 4 Do you think inside or outside of the box? |
| 5 Are you evil? |
| 6 What size are you? |
| 7 Age? |
| 8 Where do you work? |
| 9 Where do you live? |
| 10 What's the purpose of your homepage? |
| 11 What are your favorite movies? |
| 12 What are your favorite novels? |
| 13 You have yourself any education? |
| 14 Are you married or otherwise attached? |
| 15 What do you like to do for fun? |
| 16 What are some odd things you like to hear people say? |
| 17 What's the plan? |
| 18 What are your pet peeves? |
| 19 Did you invent "woot"? |
| 20 Did you create all the content on your site? |
| 21 Do you have any cool tattoos? |
| 22 What rules do you live by? |
| 23 I'm starting a band. Can you suggest any cools names that we could use? |
| 24 Are you for real? |
| 25 What's your favorite color? |
| 26 Do you know everything or only think you do? |
| 27 Do you have a blog? |
| Content |
| 1 Is your real name Jonus Filambson? |
| - | No. |
| 2 How can I get in touch with you? |
| - | greg_lange@hotmail.com |
| 3 What quotes are you famous for? |
| - | When you're lazy, you have to be smarter. |
| - | Glue shouldn't play in the sandbox. |
| - | Sure, I'm unorthodox, but look at what orthodox gets you. |
| - | When you want different, you have to do different. |
| - | I could be more obscure but I'd need a quality fog machine. |
| - | When you make things up, anything is possible. |
| - | You can only get so far by being a smart-ass. |
| - | That's the price of butter. |
| - | Playing games won't get you anywhere real. |
| 4 Do you think inside or outside of the box? |
| - | I don't even know the box is there. |
| 5 Are you evil? |
| - | I'm about 7% evil, sometimes more. |
| 6 What size are you? |
| - | I'm 6 feet tall and around 200 pounds. |
| - | You can see a graph of my weight here |
| 7 Age? |
| - | I was born July, 9 1972. |
| 8 Where do you work? |
| + | I work at Rackspace in their San Antonio office. |
| - | I'm a software tester/programmer. |
| 9 Where do you live? |
| - | I live in San Antonio, Texas, near 1604 and 281. |
| 10 What's the purpose of your homepage? |
| - | Shameless self-congratulation. |
| 11 What are your favorite movies? |
| - | The Adventures of Baron Munchausen |
| - | The Beach |
| - | The Beast |
| - | Brazil |
| - | Chocolat |
| - | Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind |
| - | The Fifth Element |
| - | The Matrix |
| - | McLintock! |
| - | New Waterford Girl |
| - | The Professional |
| - | Romeo + Juliet |
| - | Rushmore |
| - | The Sand Pebbles |
| - | Something to Talk About |
| - | THX 1138 |
| - | True Stories |
| - | The Truman Show |
| - | You've Got Mail |
| 12 What are your favorite novels? |
| - | Atlas Shrugged |
| - | Cryptonomicon |
| - | The Day of Creation |
| + | The Diamond Age |
| - | about 1/2 to 2/3 of this book is awesome |
| - | after that it took a weird left turn |
| + | The High King |
| - | I like the entire series |
| - | The Moon is a Harsh Mistress |
| - | Neuromancer |
| - | Snow Crash |
| - | World's End |
| 13 You have yourself any education? |
| - | I have two BS's from the UTSA, one in Mathematics and one in Computer Science. |
| - | I'm also going to grad school at UTSA for an MS in Computer Science. |
| 14 Are you married or otherwise attached? |
| - | Sorry ladies. I was married on March 19, 2005. |
| 15 What do you like to do for fun? |
| - | I play basketball 2 to 5 times a week. |
| + | I also like to play board games and other kinds of games. |
| - | My favorite board game is Cosmic Encounter (the Mayfair version). |
| - | Another favorite is Settlers of Catan. |
| - | I like playing Texas Hold'em poker |
| 16 What are some odd things you like to hear people say? |
| - | Here is a list. |
| 17 What's the plan? |
| - | Do the right thing and let the chips fall where they may. |
| 18 What are your pet peeves? |
| - | I don't like it when people misuse the word "literally". It happens all the time. It is a bad thing. |
| 19 Did you invent "woot"? |
| - | Yes. |
| 20 Did you create all the content on your site? |
| - | All the text content is mine. |
| - | John Reesman supplied these pics for me /index/bricks.jpg and /index/fool.jpg. |
| - | The images for Fourteen Giants I'm using without permission from the photo takers. They are small and black and white and their use won't harm the photo takers in any measurable way. (There should probably be some sort of notion of fair use for the web of photos.) |
| - | Some of the photoshoped images were created by other people. |
| - | Sprinkled throughout the website are photos taken by other people. |
| - | Most of the photolog images are mine. |
| - | Mark Morga took the "dark" picture on this page. |
| 21 Do you have any cool tattoos? |
| - | You'll have to get to know me better before you know the answer to that question. |
| 22 What rules do you live by? |
| - | see this |
| 23 I'm starting a band. Can you suggest any cools names that we could use? |
| - | Big League Alien Monkey |
| - | Butterfly Graveyard |
| - | Concrete Zamboni |
| - | Dead Lady Bugs |
| - | Flesh Curtain |
| - | Kevlar Dog Bed |
| - | Pint Sized Women |
| - | Pierced Buttocks |
| - | Smelly Cricket Graveyard |
| 24 Are you for real? |
| - | Yes |
| 25 What's your favorite color? |
| - | Blue |
| 26 Do you know everything or only think you do? |
| - | There are 100 things I don't know, maybe more. |
| 27 Do you have a blog? |
| - | Yes. It is here and it is awesome. |
