The stats package for my hosting provider shows the search strings people entered to find a page at my site. Here is a list of some of the more amusing/interesting things people were searching for when they came my way. One has to wonder what these people really hoped to find.

( In addition to being kind of funny, this page serves the additional purpose of possibly creating more such strings. )

Jan 2009

• advantages to being a ninja
• awkward odd things to say
• do not tell the ninjas
• does licking envelopes make you fat
• jokes about catfish eating men
• tongue injury from licking envelopes
• why dinosaurs make bad dates

Dec 2008

• 10 reasons to date a ninja
• alien playing basketball pics
• balancing practices in ninja
• dinosaur stilts
• funny photo of woman with spoon
• prettiest naked womens toes ever

Oct 2008

• 10 reasons to date a scout
• 5 things that will make you feel prettier
• bigfoot stilts
• greg stilts montreal, just for laughs
• maggots catfish and maggot
• odd things about nuns
• pictures of different kinds of strings
• pictures of naked people doing odd things
• shark halloween sayings
• translate romanian naked women
• tuba misconception fat stupid
• woman skeleton waiting

Apr 2008

• albino catfish photos
• a picture of a skeleton nun
• bad luck shark pictures
• butterfly eat melon picture
• dinosaur pickup lines
• dirty pictures of sharks eating humans
• evil redhead
• misconceptions about ninjas
• naked girl eating fish photo
• nude alien pictures
• pancakes on naked women
• prettiest women college basketball player
• reasons to date a girl scout
• settlers of catan rules placing robber in water
• what a ninja holds
• young hot naked ninja women pics

Dec 2007

• 1 wood, 1 wheat, 1 ore, 1 sheep
• buying women shoes bad luck
• fat ninja images
• hospital cowork pick up lines
• long intresting words to impress girls
• ninja dinosaur pictures
• ninja misconceptions
• nude women on stilts
• pick up lines for saying bye
• prettiest naked women ever
• psycho women photos
• top ten reasons to date a tuba
• topless lobster photo

Sep 2007

• girl with two lobsters
• is there an actual way to pull off the roommate switch
• naked woman searching for bigfoot
• odd looking pictures of dinosaurs
• saying bye like a smart ass
• what causes a person to drool
• where do unicorns come from

Aug 2007

• avoiding psycho women
• famous people killed by sharks
• hot older naked ninjas pictures
• naked girls with dirty feet
• rare pick up lines for men
• sharks eating naked girls
• working in the yard, so california

Jul 2007

• evil redhead women pic
• giant human skeletons -saudi -arabia
• naked albinos
• photos of ninjas dressed in pink

Jun 2007

• funny pictures of sharks eating people
• naked albino red head girls
• old women drooling after eating pictures
• people killed by bigfoot photos
• Ridiculous Words and Their meanings
• romanian pick up lines
• saying bye like a smart ass

May 2007

• basketball player stupid dinosaurs
• do women like to see men wearing capes
• famous girl ninjas
• fat badly dressed women photos
• fat ninja photographs
• pictures for naked and conjugation

Apr 2007

• biggest albino catfish ever seen
• dirty scout and girl guide jokes
• eating pancakes off of naked women
• famous saying to attract girls
• mouse halloween
• ninja dinosaur picture

Mar 2007

• astounding activities
• ballet related pickup line
• biggest dogs ever seen
• famous psycho women
• funny accidents of naked people
• giant human skeleton pics
• ninja dating guide
• percentage of men who avoid does this make me look fat
• picture of a catfish eating a human

Nov 2006

• dirty sayings in romanian
• famous woman ninja
• fat ninja woman

Oct 2006

• dinosaur make me look fat
• dirty tuba jokes
• is there an actual way to pull off the roommate switch
• nude women and dinosaurs
• pictures of famous psycho women
• running jokes for cub scouts
• what causes a person to drool at night

Sep 2006

• do tuba players get fat
• leprosy women dating
• naked tuba player movie
• various places
• what causes a person to drool

Aug 2006

• cheating women how long to wait
• hitting on women techniques
• human skeleton head picture
• romanian pick-up lines
• two lobsters one nude women
• vacation cube

Jul 2006

• do divorced women want to be whipped
• funny false toenail pictures
• naked girls and lobsters
• women who fish naked

Jun 2006

• do women look at naked women pictures
• Funny Lines To Impress The ladies
• Good things on women

May 2006

• do attractive women die
• GIANT NAKED
• Ninja Females Nude
• pics naked guys at hospitals
• reasons to date a tuba player
• string skeleton funny
• top ten things women do that are psycho
• topless tuba

Apr 2006

• catfish cake
• Enemies of Catfish
• giant women nude
• how to tell what kind of catfish
• interesting question to ask females that you want to date
• pictures of flowers sent to women
• pictures of unicorns nude people
• treating women like brats
• words that i can impress a women with

Mar 2006

• are single women prettier than married women
• ethical dilemmas in shark tale
• explosive leprosy
• famous ninja woman
• giant naked women
• how to pick up women when you re married
• i not stupid two movie
• is the roommate switch possible dating
• jokes about sucker punches
• ROMANIAN PICK UP LINES TRANSLATE
• things married women shouldn t do

Feb 2006

• avoiding dating psycho women
• black feet red toenail pictures
• Can I buy you a drink success rate
• doctors cheating on their wives in hospitals
• hot married women looking for dates
• interesting things about the tuba
• nude women with fish
• person killed by a tuba
• skiing injury images funny
• spork sayings
• women skeleton pictures
• women who catfish
• yogurt catfish

Jan 2006

• brats decapitation
• does this bus seat make me look fat
• hairy pink ladies
• how 2 impress women without buying anything
• meet giant women
• pictures of girls skiing naked
• ridiculous meanings for things
• what is the first thing women look at in a guy
• women on the prowl nude

Dec 2005

• bad luck funny shark pictures
• booya pictures
• dirty sayings to impress girls
• Famous women tuba players
• gina curiel
• hairy marry
• long tongue women pictures
• naked women and catfish
• naked women on stilts
• ninja pictures killing funny
• pickup lines for funerals
• pics naked girls with sparklers
• picture of naked woman with lobsters
• Picture of funny human skeleton head
• rutabaga farmers
• skeleton basketball photos
• what do unicorns eat

Nov 2005

• divorced women thumbs
• picture of conjugation woman
• pictures of dinosaurs playing basketball
• robots movie romanian translation
• ski injuries pictures funny
• topless tuba player images
• what was the first movie of pretty and shark
• women hitting a good thing

Oct 2005

• catfish skeleton pictures
• conversation starters with grandma
• cops in underwear funny
• does this make me look fat response
• funny picture of fish skeleton
• misconceptions about women working in corrections
• naked tuba player
• ninja nude
• pictures to annoy women
• rules for spoons
• words that impress ladies

Sep 2005

• dinosaurs and naked women pictures
• fat ninja pictures
• how shy guys can date attractive women
• jellybean parrot
• licking envelopes and maggots
• naked women with catfish
• pictures naked things
• spork sayings
• tuba player with cake on head
• www naked people on a unicorns pictures

Aug 2005

• secret photos of greek women

Jul 2005

• attract unicorns
• centigrade fahrenheit conjugation
• dreaming of maggots
• fat ninja picture
• funny maggots
• giant odd catfish
• giant women naked
• jellybean parrot head fish and pictures
• jumping catfish
• laundry pictures
• list of bad things about women
• ninja jumping techniques
• nude women in front yard
• pics of nuns with pot
• real dinosaur
• sayings for tuba players
• skeleton waiting at the bus stop to get married
• the evil catfish
• the prettiest naked people picks
• top ten reasons to like unicorns
• tuba girl photos
• tuba pictures funny

Jun 2005

• butterfly eating
• catfish milkshake
• famous greek women naked
• get fat licking stamps
• nude tuba player
• odd women naked
• rules of spoons
• secret search strings
• what kinds of people does skiing attract
• why are people saying bad things about me

Mar 2005

• funny catfish pictures
• jellybean fish
• pictures naked women with things
• pictures of fat catfish
• Pictures of Girls with tuba
• women toe pics

Feb 2005

• alien catfish pictures
• ex-nuns seeking marriage
• how to pull of the roommate switch
• napoleon dynamite car wreck
• what kind of injuries do dancers get
• Who is Zantoff
• yogurt cake icing that gets hard

Jan 2005

• bed jumping techniques
• fat tuba player picture
• funny tuba pictures
• getting females to notice you
• giant catfish pics
• grandma assaulted
• guide to treating a woman right
• help this odd woman
• how to argue without getting emotional
• jumping catfish photographs
• list of odd things
• naked greek famous women
• odd catfish pictures
• pictures of women with catfish
• rare pickup lines
• sayings to impress girls
• spork warfare
• the most prettiest unicorns
• what causes a person to drool
• where unicorns come from funny
• women on stilts

Dec 2004

• dreaming of maggots jumping on people
• jellybean fish pics
• women cops in underwear

Nov 2004

• big foot pictures
• cheating nuns pictures
• giant women pics
• naked women of mcdonalds
• odd things people do to themselves
• self consciousness with impunity

Oct 2004

• charade understanding women
• cheating brides thumbs
• hairy greek women
• inappropriate conversations while dating
• odd nature pictures
• single women thumbs
• there are fourteen

Aug 2004

• 10 Reasons to date a Basketball girl
• 10 things to do with string
• bed jumping movie
• funny fat tuba player picture
• melon head trouble finding hats
• Picture of a giant lobster
• sweet words to impress women
• water ski jellybean

Jul 2004

• fish poker
• the origin of things book

Jun 2004

• brides getting dressed
• secret meeting places
• what a catfish wants

May 2004

• alien bird
• bed jumping movie
• catfish dumplings
• catfish pants
• Dates very young women following a painful divorce
• different kinds of women
• Famous Greek Pet Peeves
• Famous Quotes from the Count of Monte Cristo
• hairy natural women pics
• Naked women in odd places pictures
• natural women hairy
• phallic purchases
• pics of people falling
• really odd pictures
• ridiculous meanings for words
• What does a catfish do
• whip cream luggage explode
• why married women date

Apr 2004

• before and after front yard brick
• gothika a well-made movie
• I like people
• odd naked
• pictures of fat people skiing
• pictures of dirty feet
• Shy guys go for Foreign women
• spelling of time to time

Mar 2004

• autotrephination
• bad laundry pictures
• best places to meet older women
• funny catfish pictures
• funny pictures of naked girls
• lovely women
• Marcus Schmuck
• pics of people falling
• pictures of the most prettiest women in college
• recalculus meaning
• rules for jerry springer show
• secret nature pics
• The sum of cognitive elements conditioning the acquisition validity or application of any item of human knowledge.

Feb 2004

• guide to women thinking
• hairy ladies
• killed people
• naked people playing basketball
• odd things about women
• pants accident
• reasons to marry a foreign bride
• what colors do unicorns come in
• what really goes on on Bourbon street

Jan 2004

• 10 reasons why you should date a basketball player
• best places to meet fat women
• big toe
• booya pictures
• chronicles of greg
• funny reasons to date a basketball player
• greg lange naked phallic spork
• guys secret guide to woman
• how much do you make response
• impress and attract girls with lines and jokes
• life is a bucket of maggots
• naked nuns pictures
• naked water skiing
• ninja catfish
• Odd People Pictures
• odd things of nature
• odd things people do
• pics of basketball players falling down
• pictures of bourbon street wild women
• pictures of fat catfish
• rat hole new orleans
• reasons to date
• reasons to date a basketball
• Search naked women
• toenail pictures
• Top 10 reasons to date a girls basketball player
• what way that catfish meet
• Where can I find Greg Lange
• women licking women

Dec 2003

• 10 reasons to date a basketball
• cheating with married women
• decapitation of women and pictures
• i hate barney
• pictures of odd things
• players secret guide to women
• scoring with married women

Nov 2003

• 10 reasons why girls date basketball players
• best place for odd things
• booya pictures
• falling down
• a list of words and pick-up lines to catch women
• pictures of an office

Oct 2003

• catfish by themselves in pictures
• catfish chili
• catfish girls
• decapitation woman
• do doctors make bad dates
• guide to dating doctors
• odd fish pics
• people who drool at night demons

Sep 2003

• reasons to date dancers

Aug 2003

• book circuitous crop circles
• dirty laundry pictures
• girls and catfish
• married women pretending to be single
• pictures of odd things in nature
• scoring with married women
• women and catfish

Jul 2003

• a players guide to married women
• attract women mcdonalds
• does this make me look fat jokes
• greg lange software
• false catfish
• naked water skiing
• phallic jokes
• secret pictures women
• spork ninja
• women on the prowl

Jun 2003

• grandma jones

May 2003

• 10 reasons why girls should not date guys
• 10 reasons why you should date dancers
• basketball parts
• mcchicks
• nuns pictures

Apr 2003

• best place to pickup married women
• greg's women seeking
• matt shover
• pickup lines of a hero
• pictures women and catfish

Mar 2003

• catfish gut
• catfish game
• things that impress women

Feb 2003

• catfish pot pie

Jan 2003

• catfish pot pie
• dating ex nuns
• girl scout cookies jokes
• how to ask out the perfect woman
• married women on the prowl
• 10 important things that impress women
• things that people say that annoy me
• weddings and matchbox and sparklers
• what causes some people to attract bad luck
• woman tuba

Dec 2002

• cheating secret meeting places
• ex-nuns pictures
• how to get dates with women at mcdonalds
• lost taste licking envelopes
• married woman pretending to be single

Nov 2002

• how catfish grows
• lines of hitting on girls

Oct 2002

• false catfish
• girls underwear secret pictures
• greg's tongue
• guide to cheating with married women
• how to pickup married women

Aug 2002

• catfish pancakes
• spork ninja

Jul 2002

• married women picking up
• scuba divorced woman

Jun 2002

• fundamental nature of reality glossary
• sensual conversation starters
• you're playing with fire scarecrow